Saturday, June 9, 2012

Sperm....donor



As I was randomly flipping through the April issue of TIME magazine today I came across an article entitled 'Frozen Assets'. Initially I thought it was going to be another boring article regarding finance and investments and whatnot. Boy was I wrong. I was really intrigued by what the author had to say.

The article was actually about how the US had the fastest growing sperm bank business in the world. It was also becoming one of the most lucrative business as well. A healthy man with a college degree, with a height of more than 176cm, can earn up to $60 per ejaculation. Wow! And the 'donors' were profiled according to their height, appearance and education level. So, the 'inferior' specimen gets lower pay. A donor with good quality goods can earn up to $60,000 over the span of 2 years.

This made me thinking, would I do such a thing for money? Or even if not for money, lets say I do it out of the kindness of my heart to help out those poor couples out there yearning for children but unable due to various reasons, would I still do it?

For me, the answer would be 'no'. I don't think I want to father a child / children without ever knowing who they are, or how they are being brought up. And I don't want to have to wonder, when I am walking down the streets 20 years from now and bumped into a familiar face, whether he/she is actually a product from my loin.

I suppose some gays out there might be thinking that this is one of the ways for them to 'procreate'. And they would be right. If you don't ever, ever want to get married to the opposite sex, how else can you make sure you actually leave something behind, a mark if you will to signify your existence, when you leave this earth?

Of course, this raises so many social, ethical, and moral issues that I won't even go into.

So the question of the day is, would you consider to be a sperm donor?

John Abraham produced a movie called 'Vicky Donor' which dealt with the issue of sperm donors. Isn't he just too yummy?

28 comments:

  1. they'll be all gay and cute and hot like their rightful daddy!! :) so yes!! lol... if im you-ji-elle-why then i wont donate!! lollllll

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    1. HahahHAha it took me a minute to figure out what the hell was you-ji-elle-why. lolllll farney.

      Cannot la, wait the world is filled with little tuls. One is enough, you think we can stand hundreds of tuls??

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    2. cannot stand then sit la.. standing quite tired... im quite tall so if i sit on it it should be easier! :) bluek!!! :p

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    3. I suppose if you sit on it would be easier for everone. Maybe can last longer too since it's less tiring. Or can go a few rounds. Wait, what were we talking about again?

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    4. hhahahaahahahhaha my ass and someone else's toooooooooooooooooot!!!

      sayang, how tall are you!?!?!

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    5. Darling, my height is a perpetual sore topic for me. That's why cannot fulfill your requirement in a guy that you are looking for.

      *turns* *walks sadly towards the sunset*

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    6. lol... dont be so pessimistic la... *hugs*

      maybe one day that criteria thing will be gone!! hahaha... if only what he does will make me go, whoa!!! that touches me deeply.... then i dont think height matters la...

      its just a guideline... hahahahaha... NICE guideline of TULS! lollllll

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  2. Thats pretty decent money~ 60K for a few wank... Well, that one way to "reproduce"... Dont sounds that bad...

    I dint make the cut =(
    You guys go ahead...

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    1. Yeah the money is quite tempting. If you have what it takes la. Or else probably not so lucrative. Imagine working as a wanker. lollll

      I don't make the cut too. Don't meet the height requirement. Tuls on the other hand.....

      Don't be sad, I'm sure you'll find someone that appreciates you. Or your sperm.

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  3. Joker, "a few wank" u say? Waranzzzzz.... 2 yrs for 60K or 1000 jo means 500 a year or abt 200 working days means one has to visit the clinic twice a day to jo... Arrrrmmm.... Not sure abt you guys, but when I was at my peak, I don't think I ever tried twice a day for 2 yrs continuously lo!!!! Shack out man!

    Then again, if the clinic is run like a gay sauna and manned by cute male nurses that help out.... Ha...

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    1. Didn't think of that. But apparently donors with PHD get even higher pay. Perhaps they used that for their statistic to make it sounded more 'wow'?

      lollll I found this pic in China where it showed a row of men lying on tables (not too different from a massage table), and there were girls 'milking' them. It was about sperm donation too. Think it was supposed to be a joke. I imagine if the girls were to be replaced by hunks, then maybe......

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    2. aiks! I was wrong... erm, in my prime *now still lah~ hopefully for few more years =P * 4-5 times a day leh =.=

      we should open one... gym/bath/club like... hot male waiter/nurses only covering the front walking around... =)

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  4. Lol, i read an article before that becoming a speardonor is actually very very demanding. Like you can't have sex during the period and you have a fixed diet or something.. So i guess no lo.. ><

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    1. Yeah to maximize sperm quantity. See every job comes with a price. They really want you to work for it. lol

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  5. Sounds interesting...u could become sperm-donor, increase quality of ur sperm at the same time, amass lot of money, then go nx door clinic, do IVF, put in surrogate mother and get ur own child..hehehe =P

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    1. Wow that's like a very thorough scheme. Sounds like you've thought a lot about it. hahaha....

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  6. i am more interested as in how they rate ppl, the quality if their sperms or their basic criteria (intelligence, looks bla bla)

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    1. Sperm quantity and motility, a donor's education level, looks, height, and even medical history of inherited diseases going as far as 3 generation back. The better the overall ratings, the higher pay you get. Ok I'm officially creeping myself out by how much I know about these stuff!

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  7. No. I would agree to what you said. I wouldn't wanna give away my child loh.. :(

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  8. LOL, adik, such a nice business, im gonna open a sperm back here in Malaysia, XD

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    1. Yikes adik? HahAHahaha.... I don't think there will be any business here lor... Would it? I don't know, just thought people are making babies like bunnies already. lol...

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    2. i juz like to call ppl adik, doesnt mean im older than u :P next time im gonna go donate my sperm, LOL, earn big money lo~

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    3. Go go... no need to work liao. Just JO all day. Although that will become your work. Yikes! Then not fun anymore lah.

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  10. why do u like not chinese ? isnt the picture indian ? cant u support chinese? bloody traitor

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