So I was chatting with this guy Zack this morning. Charming chap. Stayed not too far away from me. Cute. Mixed chinese portugese ethnicity. *gasp*. Spoke good English. He wanted to hook up. I was skeptical. After all I was just starting to get to know him. It went quite well until he said, "I need to be honest with you," Jeng jeng... Alarms went crazy in my head. It was never a good news when someone said that.
Zack: I'm bi. And I have a gf.
I was like, wait say whattt? I went quiet for a while trying to process that information.
Me: Damn damn fuck fuck fuck!!
Zack: Why are you so upset? You can't accept that I'm bi?
Me: No, I just can't accept that you have a gf.
Zack: To be honest, I am just looking for a permanent cock sucker (his words, not mine).
Me: Why can't you go play with your gf then?
Zack: Because she's a virgin.
Me: I'm sorry but I don't hook up with men in a relationships. I don't like complications. And hooking up with you would definitely attract complications.
OMFG, what is wrong with these people???! I can't understand people who are attached, and yet still acted like they are available. Get the fuck away and don't waste my time. Assholes.
Ok so I was quite grateful that he was honest enough to tell me that he wasn't exactly 'available'. Some people didn't even have the decency to do that until it was too late and you fell head over heels over them.
I know, I know, he was only looking to hookup and not some permanent long term relationship like the rest of us (ahem me), but who knows what will happen next? I mean if we have chemistry and passion, maybe, just maybe, it might lead somewhere. Wishful thinking?
** Edit** I think I sent out the wrong message at the last paragraph there. I would never, ever, not in a million years, not if he's the last man on earth, hookup with someone who is in a relationship. What I meant was, hooking up with someone just for 'ahem' sex, but hoping that it will turn out to be more than casual sex, i.e. long term relationship.
Woah! I would avoid at all costs. Not even the wishful thinking.
ReplyDeleteHahahah..... I think I sent out the wrong message. I would never, ever, not in a million years, hookup with someone who is in a relationship. What I meant was, hooking up with someone just for 'ahem' sex, but hoping that it will turn out to be more than casual sex.
DeleteBig nono!! i pity the girl for having such a guy like that =(! Imagine when they're married and he's sleeping with god knows how many men :O!!
ReplyDeleteI know! Sadly we see a lot of jerks like that these days. They want to play the fields even when they are already 'committed' to a relationship.
Deleteerrrrrr....in cases like this, i will always think, if he can do like that to her i.e cheat behind her back, what stopping him from doing same thing to u...oh well, exercise caution =D
ReplyDeleteI was never going to hookup with men like him. When he said that he was already in a relationship, he was immediately out of my list. There are too many men like him. I'm just glad that he chose to be honest and not deceiving me.
Deletepoor girl~ damn the bi's... have all the fun from both side still want more? fucker...
ReplyDeletewell, you take cautious too k? *hugs*
Such an asshole right?!
DeleteI will, thanks. *hugs back* *squeezes left butt cheek*
Asshole indeed, looking for cock sucker? practice yoga more, and with a little more endowment, he can do it on his own...
Delete*lick back*hands grab both butt cheek*right hand move up, slot into pants*grab, pinch*
Hahhahah... well said!!!
Delete*slides right hand under shirt* *pinch left nipple* *licks neck*
if you are looking for a prick to play with, it helps if the prick is attached to a gorgeous body but if it's attached to another prick...well...then you have both hands busy...haha
ReplyDelete*and keep your hands to yourself (no pinching, squeezing etc...)
loll I like the way how you put it!
DeleteAnd sorry daddy, can't help it with my wandering hands. HahHAhaha....
then u need some spanking from Daddy.
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