I'm so tired... Recently I've been working like a slave. I'm working almost 84 hours a week, which is ridiculous. I don't even have time for fun anymore. It's just work, eat, sleep, wake up, work, eat, sleep...... Even slaves in the ancient Roman republic had time for some fun, at least from what I saw from the tv series 'Spartacus'. Gosh it's totally a softcore porn if you ask me. Their bodies.....speechless. The show is literally filled with sexy men parading their hot bodies in the tiniest loincloth, leaving nothing to imagination. Sometimes we even get to see a full frontal, albeit for a few heavenly seconds. Ever wonder how amazing it would be to own so many beautifully sculpted slaves who will obey your every command? But I digressed, see my mind is not even working right!
Back to the real life, it's Mother's day today! Happy Mother's day to all mothers! We may not turn out to be what you've expected, but I hope we can still make you proud. Bought dozens of flowers for my mother. Couldn't give it to her personally, so had them sent over. Received a call early in the morning from my mother thanking me. Love that woman to bits. :)
Nothing to update on my love life. Still accepting applications for those who are interested. Send in a form with your details, an attached full length photo (nude pics get extra brownie points, LOL), and a 500-word essay on your attributes and why you want to date me. HahHahaha...... just kidding..
No time to work out... shit, getting out of shape.
See I can't keep a single train of thoughts. Feel so sleepy. *yawn*
yeah, i think ur mind really not working right if u digress..go find some hot guy and re-ignite back the spark..hehe =P
ReplyDeleteDefinitely have to do that sooon before I completely lost my mind!!!!! Can't concentrate well with all these sexual tension building up inside me also! Desperately need some 'release' but no time to look for fun. Lol....
Deletecannot like this la...u need time to release all the steam inside or it gonna affect ur overall performance...hehe
DeleteHahah... thank god that i watched it when i am alone at home..didn't expect the sweet surprises. I think if i have slaves like that? I would have to lock my self in the cage instead of them. Kakakaaa... Do rest well when can. :)
ReplyDeleteYou mean lock yourself in a cage WITH them right? And have endless carnal fun. OK, I need to stop my BDSM fantasy. lolll... Don't worry, I'm getting rest whenever I can. Just missing those hanky-panky time. HahahaHa....
DeleteOwh..yeah..your room mate right? hmm.... sttle it in the toilet sometimes..if not one day you will find yourself sleep walking holding a ky and walk towards him. ahahah....
DeleteOh my that sounds like a nightmare!!! hahahah... I'm not such a creep yet. I hope. ;)
DeleteI hate writing essays. And sexy slaves? hahaha
ReplyDeleteAre you interested in applying Aiden? For you I can omit the essay part I supposed. Shhh.... don't tell the others ok? And I'm cool with either sexy slaves or sex slaves.
Deletefucking bitch... say only kidding tapi kalau dapat memang high one.. hahahaha....
ReplyDeleteHahahaHaha you know me too well Tuls!!! I'm still waiting for yours. Of course since you already found someone wayyyyy over there so sure tak minat with me already lah...
DeleteCan I skip that 500 word part? me english no good, 50 word need me think half day... lollllll
ReplyDeleteSexy slave, with or without that "y"?
=P
English no good never mind, can write in any language. I can always ask Tuls to help me translate. Apparently he's quite good in translation. LOL...
DeleteIf I were to keep a slave, it would definitely be the one without the 'y'. HahahHah.... why? are you interested in being my sex slave?
Oh, it depends... Sex slave = professional (focus career)
Deletesex + slave = let you ehem ehem still have to do housework for you =.=
wah! Tuls, you very fast ahh... tsk tsk tsk, people only star blogging few days you become so close dy huh... lollllll
lolllllllll
lollll then you can be my sex slave, just ahem ahem and don't need to do housework. Interested? Housework I can always get a maid. HahahhHa....
DeleteWho's the star blogger? You right? ;)
=P
DeleteI wan coffee and bagel in the morning k! and I dont like to be left alone after ehem ehem... lolllll
Nope, its TULS, he's the man around here... lolllll (too bad, he's a bottom, a bloody tall bottom... lolll ops...)
Alright! I love to cuddling after ehem ehem too! Breakfast in bed, sigh, wish life could be that perfect...
Deletelolll too many bottoms and not enough tops?
I thot some of the battle scenes were too bloody & really necessary but i agree that those bodies are worth dying for.
ReplyDeleteDid u check if any of the actors from Spartacus would be interested to apply for "your" open position? ;)
& don't forget to ask them if they would kiss yr Ass!
I was hooked on the first season. Of course most of the time I watched it to look at those hunks with gorgeous bodies. Some of scenes are a bit ridiculous, and their lines even more appalling. For example, "The gods have seen it fit yet again to spread cheeks and jam cock in ass." Who says things like that. Only in Spartacus. HahahHah....
DeleteLOL... I would die a happy man if any one of them is interested. For them, no application is needed. If only.....