Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Crushes.... Be still, o my fluttering heart

Recently I met this cute guy whom I had such a crush on. He worked as a waiter in a restaurant near where I was staying (Seriously what is it with cute waiters?! Evil restaurant owners tempting us like that!) So there I was, having my dinner, minding my own business, and suddenly this hottie just sailed by and totally captured my attention. I was literally staring at him for 5 minutes.

He was definitely my type, lean built, average height, with those Jap/Korean good looks, complete with a nice bubble butt. *Swoon* I was smitten.

He wasn't in-charge of my table, so that was a major disappointment. I got this aunty waitress instead. Hrmpph....

Anyway, I was stealing glances at him every now and then, like a teenage school girl. I couldn't decide whether he was playing our field or not, since I was born without the stupid gaydar that everyone else seemed to have. Since he wasn't serving my table, I had no idea how the bloody hell I was to strike a conversation with him.

So after the meal, after I had decided I had ogled him enough for one night, I paid the bill and left. On my way back, I realized I left my phone at the restaurant. So I rushed back and saw him closing the restaurant. Before I could open my mouth and ask him about my phone, he said to me, 'hey you left your phone here just now,' gave me a smile, (he had dimples! *melted*), and returned it to me. I was so shocked that he knew who I was, that I literally couldn't think of anything to say. I just thank him and ran off. STUPID.... stupid... stupid... stupid...... That was THE perfect moment to talk to him right?!  And I blew it.

I'm definitely going back there to stalk him, in a non creepy way. Perhaps snap a couple pictures for you guys to cuci mata? Is that too creepy?  


I'll take one of these to go please.

Yes that's perfect!



Damn, Betty, mind sharing them?


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  1. J-boyMay 8, 2012 at 4:42 PM

    hahahaha that question is redundant.. You know we so kepoh definitely will want to see right!! :P

    But you need to have ninja spy picture taking skills like some of the bloggers. I'm never quite discreet enough at it :P

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    1. Jason's CornerMay 8, 2012 at 5:29 PM

      Yes I do notice the kepoh-ness in the blogsphere, hahaha....

      Are you referring to Tuls? I saw some of his stalker collection. He does have an amazing spying skill. Loll...

      Hi, my name is Bond. James Bond. No problem, I can definitely be a spy if I put my heart into it. *rubs palms* Can't wait for my next visit to the restaurant!

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    2. J-boyMay 9, 2012 at 12:48 AM

      yeah tuls and his uk edition haha.

      but i had more of william in mind ;) his pics are like up close and high quality haha.
      http://williamnyk.blogspot.com/

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    3. tulsMay 9, 2012 at 12:51 AM

      dah dah dah... start sudah this intrablogger competition.. hahaha... i lose ok.. people legend for so long liao i baru noobie compare to him... i go no chance to capture asians here lor if your taste is asian... here all ang mo one.. (excuses)...

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    4. JokerPJMay 9, 2012 at 1:27 AM

      @tuls- ang mo's fine as well *wink*

      sorry people~ cant help, itchy hands...

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    5. WilliamNovember 5, 2012 at 12:14 AM

      @J-Boy: Thanks for vouching for me! XD

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  2. rotiboyMay 8, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    Have fun stalking and crushing. =)
    I crushed too much before this, so nowadays I look for safe landing.

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    1. Jason's CornerMay 8, 2012 at 7:30 PM

      Hey crushes may turn out to be more than what we expected okay! haha... *fingers-crossed*

      I love how you wrote 'nowadays I look for safe landing', so metaphorically beautiful!

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  3. soul232May 8, 2012 at 7:16 PM

    so this is crush number what? #101? hahahaha =P

    dont worry..not only u have a broken gaydar...that y we need to know someone that has and force them to come along..hahaha

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    1. Jason's CornerMay 8, 2012 at 7:35 PM

      hmm... I think I've lost count!! haha.... haven't reach #101 gua... I'm not such a slut, lusting after everyone I met okay! hehhe...

      Or can pinjam their gaydar for maybe a few months. But I might be having too much fun with it that I might not want to return it later! :D

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    2. soul232May 8, 2012 at 8:02 PM

      if u lusting selectively pun, shud pass 100 ard lor...unless if ur standard is sky high and not realistic at all, then ur loss..muahahahahhaa

      think doesnt have gaydar is quite fun too..it become a game of guessing whether our crush is actually like us or not XP

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  4. tulsMay 8, 2012 at 10:30 PM

    err.. you left your phone there? seriously? big head prawn!!! hahaha... and thats really creepy la but its ok one if you wanna take a pic :) thanks... :)

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    1. Jason's CornerMay 9, 2012 at 12:12 AM

      I know, I can be quite absent-minded sometimes...

      Oy kettle, pot, black! You dare to say that's creepy when you have a whole collection of random pics you took on unsuspecting hotties! But I love your pics, so clear some more. You memang can become a spy lar... hahah.....

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    2. tulsMay 9, 2012 at 12:16 AM

      of cors!!!! i so long in this field liao sure must pro in something leh... *fans myself with left hand while rolleye-ing looking up right*

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    3. AidenMay 9, 2012 at 1:10 AM

      OMG. I remember that stupid expression of yours!! hahahaha. idiot!

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  5. AidenMay 9, 2012 at 1:10 AM

    Gaydar can be improved. You need practice!! XD

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    1. Jason's CornerMay 9, 2012 at 1:31 AM

      Seriously I don't have one, I'm not even joking about it! It's TOO frustrating!!

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    2. AidenMay 9, 2012 at 1:32 AM

      Practice, seriously. Mine has improved quite a lot!

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    3. JokerPJMay 9, 2012 at 2:15 AM

      @aiden - tsk tsk tsk... hidden tiger ehhh... loll

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    4. AidenMay 9, 2012 at 2:44 AM

      of course!

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  6. JokerPJMay 9, 2012 at 1:28 AM

    Did you said dimples? OMG!!!

    hahahaha, how can you not melt?!

    by the way, what do you mean that he knows who you are?

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    1. Jason's CornerMay 9, 2012 at 1:45 AM

      How indeed!

      I meant, he wasn't even serving my table, how did he even know it was me who was sitting there and it was me who left my phone there. Maybe he was stealing glances at me too? Too perasan, I know, but I can't help it. LOL...

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    2. JokerPJMay 9, 2012 at 2:14 AM

      ohhh~ tsk tsk tsk...

      No lah, he's just hoping that you would come back or that he wanted to get back to you to *ehem* return the said phone mah~ lollll

      So assuming that you gonna be going back to that restaurant soon?

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    3. tulsMay 9, 2012 at 2:38 AM

      got check your phone got saved message or draft or some new number or not? lollllllllllllllll

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    4. Jason's CornerMay 9, 2012 at 5:06 PM

      @JokerPJ Definitely!

      Damn you Tuls! You made my heart skipped a beat just now thinking about that possibility, and I actually went and checked my phone!! Stop messing with my head!

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    5. JokerPJMay 9, 2012 at 11:51 PM

      ya, damn you tuls =P
      say me short lah~
      lollllll

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  7. Chinese PrickMay 9, 2012 at 3:22 AM

    WELCOME ABOARD JAY!!!

    Gee, the talk on leaving cellphones behind.... I've lost uncountable amount of them to a point that I have to ONLY get those below RM100 coz I will soon lose it again. 6 cellphones within 6 months... WTF?? How come I never get waiters who will safe keep it for me?

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    1. Jason's CornerMay 9, 2012 at 5:12 PM

      Thanks! Hahaha....that's like one phone every month!

      As for the waiter, I think he is a lil bit attracted to me, that's why he kept my phone safe with him. That's the only possible explanation I can come up with. Don't you dare burst my bubble! LOL...

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  8. Chinese PrickMay 9, 2012 at 11:37 PM

    gee and there i was filled with hope and wishful thinking that you're actually into me... oh well...

    (LAUGHS LIKE A BABOON)

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    1. Jason's CornerMay 9, 2012 at 11:56 PM

      Well I am! Hahaha... you knew that but you just want me to hear me say it, don't you! You do know we can have multiple crushes at one time right? (the slut in me surfacing, muahahhaa....)

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